If he got colored lights in his room he’s a slut

Someone asked me why I was wearing a fake AirPod... bro that’s my hearing aid

some people are as reliable as wikipedia

nobody: girls with fake nails:

SHE IS COMING out now ! (Midnight in US)

I have a very important and adorable update: Jarvis Juice Landry's daughter has met a fawn and they are now best friends

Please watch this video of me picking up my little sister from middle school

Imagine if we as a country hired the unemployed in our ocean states to do this. It would bring unemployment down and lead to less people being on welfare, as well as cleaning our oceans.

stuck in a puddle of ❤️

Me talking to my sugar daddy:

i’m sorry i roasted you i was trying to flirt

When McDonalds ice cream machine is broken again and you're McSick of it

it sucks that it always takes a devastating event to get people to finally pay attention to real world events. can we pls keep this momentum up and CONTINUE talking about lebanon, yemen, the BLM movement, syria, armenia/aizerbaijan and so much more

Jaden Smith launching a 24 hour restaurant for the homeless to eat for free? We love to fucking see it. Wow.