seeing your work crush’s green dot on slack is the modern day green light from the great gatsby

random saved photos on my phone that radiate peace and comfort

people who graduated with a 4.0 definitely understood the assignment

being vaccinated DOES NOT mean you can start dating a jazz musician while you try to make it in hollywood only to realize both of you can’t reach your dreams while you’re together

moderna gf pfizer gf pfizer bf moderna bf

thinking about how i accidentally started a “sheeeeeesh” echo with strangers at a brewery yesterday

no worries if not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is my love language

deleting my dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he sells me onions, i sell him jars of spiced peaches)

I don’t want to get a “real job” I want whatever she has

when it's the weekend and it's october

it’s giving 2020 *too*

she was an NFT

did percy jackson write this

hey (with the intention of living for the hope of it all)

how every man in the pnw looks in their first photo on hinge

west coast swifties reporting back to the godforsaken ticketmaster waiting room at 2:30pm PT

if twitter goes down i will be heading to the webkinz curio shop

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

I have a disease where i cant stop saying yippee and wahoo