
Jake Bumphrey’s Low Performance Tweets
@bertnews
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ID: 20764057
13-02-2009 11:37:23
29,29K Tweet
1,1K Followers
463 Following

local_celebrity
@local_celebrity
Back in the sewer after a brief spell on SnoozeSky
S1dTR0tt3r147
@s1dtr0tt3r147
Gym Bunny, Flautist, Podcaster, Influencer, Stylist, Homeopathist, Father, Vegan, Faith Healer, Cosplayer, Yogi, Ornithologist, WH Smiths, Mattresses.
Lucy
@lmasaysno
schofferhofer socialist
Teeny
@teenybella
Teeny, with a brain like a smashed up lego house.
Mooms - Classy Tweets (2025)
@danny_mcmoomins
Enjoyer. A polite and friendly man. Dislikes = art/music. Good manners and respectful conversation. No swearing on TL pls. Rated 'Excellent' by Trustpilot.
Hannah O'Hanrahahanrahan
@buntyhoven
'This is not our war. We are being forced to swallow the rotten egg of an angry political goose.' (VERY much my personal account.)
Browski
@browski_uk
High octane thrills and suburban banality Fulham & Leatherhead FC browski365.bsky.social
Easter Ewok
@22caratewok
This is all a massive waste of time
Gwdihŵ 🦉
@youwouldknow
Come with me if you want to leave
Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️🌈 🇺🇦
@craiguito
I do stand-up and tweet silly things. My podcast Trish of the Day out now, link below.
john lappin
@johnlappin
Doing things for Octo Members, Corporate Adviser, IFA issues. Views are mine.
Sarah
@idlewildgirl
Probably at a gig somewhere…. #MDANT 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🍕🎵 🦍🌸 Same name on the Blue Place. 🦋
BRYN_BORANGA
@bryn_boranga
Britain's 14th strictest headmistress
Gareth Kyle
@garethkyle
Stories to tell the grandkids. Lapsed Chef 👨🍳 Time is precious, waste it wisely.
Craig Holland
@craig_holland
What went wrong, your grades were good...
Sam
@sam_bambs
Chaka Demus & (Richard) Briers
Jon Batty
@bat_the_hat
Clumsy dancer
Joanne Davies
@joannedavies79
Birmingham girl. Facebook, PPC and Analytics expert for @nigelbotterill's Entrepreneur's Circle. Love going to gigs, Duran Duran and knitting. seriously.
GlennyRodge
@glennyrodge
Screenwriter, comedian, actor, socialist and model. These are words. As are custard, trumpet, wardrobe, trousers and dandelion.
Simon Marshall
@bramleydog
Bit of a twap
jerrylatter (official)
@jerrylatter
Opinion researcher. Renaissance Man. Flaneur. English Baroque with some Art Nouveau details. Orthodox off spin. It/Its.
Innes Laing
@inneslaing
Solicitor. Partner in Digby Brown LLP. Supporter of Heart of Midlothian, Brighton & Hove Albion, Sussex CCC, Scottish national fitba team and decent music.
Ben Cooper
@bencooper1975
English-born, Stockholm-based Adventurer, Salesman, Daredevil, Warrior, Hero, Poet. Followed by @BastardProphet, an uptown girl living in an uptown world.
peanut
@amylemesmer
pop culture gay goth
KP
@kevpender
Cow & Gate mixologist for a tiny dictator. Part of @redveedotnet//@saints1890 @BurnleyOfficial//Sintelliner
Andy Lee
@tweet_ad_rem
The pointy bird's a pointy pointy anoint my head a nointy nointy
Marty McGread
@mgmcgread

Niccolò Machiavelli
@matt89015
Machiavellian
Gareth
@thehandofbeadle
We're all friends here
JanBrunoSpeaks
@skankhunt232

Sam
@samoolbeef

Aidan Jackson
@aidan_jackson

Elizaveta Savinova
@parismuscovite
Reformed Midlander currently East bound and fancy free.
David Loudon🏴🇳🇬
@arnieloudon
Big Bus Man @arnieloudon.bsky.social
Wonky Des 🇬🇧
@wonky_des
Queens Park Rangers- Reform - Easily wound up by idiots and Queens Park Rangers. OSINT
Cat🔰 @cafrindorrell
@cafrindorrell
Cheshire girl now living in Norfolk , Failed folk dancer, love tea & a good book. Board member of Tripe Marketing Board. #TheAviators #TripeClub #TheArchers 🔰
MR POFPO
@mrpofpo

Iain Anderson
@iainesque
Cookie Monster isn't a letter of the alphabet. These here are my thoughts, honest.
Conċoḃar Ó Maoilḃeannaċta
@conorblessing

ant
@antpg90_
Chemist by trade. Jokes not my own 🇫🇮
Dr. Tom Markham
@tmfootyfinance
Specialist in #Football #Finance & #Strategy. Executive Producer - various. Views all mine.
Matthew
@fattmellows
Tweet y’self fitter
jonnyrotten
@rottentothecaw
Carrion. Carry on. Not a real crow. Just a parody crow.
Creme Anglaise
@cremeanglaiseuk
Writer, maker, procrastinator
Tom Grace
@savinggracey
Bio
Nicola.
@nicolasillybum

Heavenly Music Corporation ©
@tordgetagrip
I guess I just wasn't made for these times
Jeff Lamp
@whoisraglegumm
2x4
katie
@pipterino
dalendless shid
mrk
@mrkhndy

cants
@cantseyy
just your average npc
Count Mysterioso🎗️
@mysteriosox
Totali mysterioso. Total count. 'Tedious and persistent'
Eddie ☄️
@afcfpl
The Arsenal • DB10🐐 • FPL: 60k • Just a chill guy
Tired Old Hector 🎗
@orcbadger
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦 Am Yisrael Chai 🇮🇱 Justice for all innocent victims of violence. Vibe Somellier. Wrong Sort of Jew 🔯🏴
Paula
@paula555811042

Amandarose
@amandarose93799

Mark Elliott
@mark__e_

Elizabeth Jessica
@elizabeth66905

Matt Barrick
@mattbarrick5
#YCFC #MCFC
Carole King
@caroleking29296

Sophie Kavanagh
@sophies38066

JC
@_colemustard

steven Law
@chap_of_holmes

Clem Fandango
@cheeseboreds
New pork markets.
Lib
@ljs69_
Nothing quite like the Southern Class.
Isaac
@isaac1863

Tom Taylor
@susanclakdotcom

Will Slade
@slader03
Somerset • COYB 💙💙 Come on come on get down to Goodison Park
Abubakar Salihu
@avameliapage
Am single And know how to write ✍️ I don't take sheet in my DM Okey If not I will fee block you at anytime Okey 😫🫰👌👂
Villa Tom
@tom0h121
Strikes and Gutters, ups and downs