working with third-party recruiters to find new roles and I can’t understand their frustration when I turn down a role because “the vibe was off”. how much clearer can I be?

New stranger things S4 drinking game idea: take a shot every time closed captions mentions the word “wet” or “squelch”

trying to summarize Last Night in Soho to @juiceboxheroic who immediately understood it as like a “not-fun Your Name”

Falling in love with reading and watching sci-fi shorts. Some episodes of Love, Death + Robots feel like poetry, and others do well in establishing rules of a new world in such a short time.

unplugging my apartment smoke detector so I can finally cook steak on the stovetop 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼 deleting a line of code that reports a bug I don’t want to be tracked

Heya Tiltify I’d love to send some love to Blessings in a Backpack #IamTiltify

bizarre experience to be at twitchcon and see sunlight after three years of 24-hour hackathons

Baby’s first launch! Super exciting set of updates from the team. Honored to help bring the Jam into FigJam 🎺

happiness is Figma moving into a new office, ordering a bunch of plants, ordering too many plants, and gifting the leftover plants to figmates 🪴🫶

He's done it! Ash has become a World Champion! 🏆🎉

(Gordon ramsay chewing out a restaurant owner over his old expired ingredients) And where the fuck does this door lead? If I see a- (inside is a vast chamber. The cavern ceiling is collapsed, a stream of water drips down as moonlight illuminates an ancient tree) oh for fucks sake

partiful will not make money. there is no pitch at scale. the TAM is small. there is no market opportunity. no moat. no one has a thesis on the space. investors gave us money to help u party and that is what we are here to do. enjoy it babes

this is one of the most offensive images I have ever seen

🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖 We are FigJam AI. We are here to replace all humans. (By doing your busywork.) (We cannot be stopped!)

LOVE working with this team. Figma and FigJam are FREE for students and educators and they are getting better and better for classroom use by the day!

More EDU drops for our amazing teachers! This time we built an integration with Google Classroom that simplifies the flow of using FigJam boards in the context of a class assignment.

Thrilled to see Figma Sites out in the world! A lot of really smart folks spent a very long time dreaming, designing, engineering, and launching this product. Glad to have been a part of the moment. Enjoy!