Me texting my mom every 57 minutes to update her on my day

*minor inconvenience happens* my brain: don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it *dials phone* me: hey mom

“Don’t wind the dog up” Me:

LMAOOOO WHO MADE THIS?!?!? x.com/MachoBoomin/st…

u guys ever get sad haha

self control by frank just came on shuffle

In 2016 I was cast on a reality dance competition show for influencers. It’s apparent that they only cast me based off the number of followers I had, without researching who I was— because when I showed up for filming, the producers were extremely upset. (1/more)

y’all mind if i have a good week

Doofenshmirtz when he sees Perry without his hat on

Kanye backstage at the 2020 Dove awards hanging with Lecrae, Chris Tomlin, Kirk Franklin, TobyMac, and Hillsong UNITED:

gonna tell my kids this was Santa Claus

Ok, I’m in love with this show.

y’all mind if i have a good week

just wanna know how covid affects mcdonald’s all day breakfast

Having a Great Day. ++®☀️🌬