Why don’t trains have beds on

10 mil 😂

Someone knows who this and where they are right now. An 87 year old man, Thomas O’Halloran, was murdered yesterday in Greenford, West London. If you have any information call Metropolitan Police on 999 immediately. In the mean time, @Twitter please spread this far and wide. #Wanted

The news does my head in first story about how people can’t afford to eat, next story not enough people are going to the cinema. Fucking obviously ?

Done some bad things in my time but at least I never bought a designer face mask

No anger quite like being on hold for ages and getting cut off

Wonder if anyone’s ever actually been fined a grand for not picking their dogs batch up

The sauce 😮‍💨

Wonder if anyone’s ever used them passwords Apple suggests when you make a new account

😍😍😍

😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂 sausage

Just seen someone get a Uber eats maccies delivered to the train station got them to leave it on the seat on the platform then just nipped off grabbed it and got back on. Fucking genius

All the people queuing at Fairfield to get to top of town as if parklands doesn’t exist

Time of year everyone flexes their car by posting the temperate

Why would you leave your Invisalign in for this picture

Can’t not watch this when I see it. absolute gold

Directing their anger at the corporations who pay them dust won’t put food on their table sunshine

It’s like he’s constantly just been partying

Why didn’t he just do that in the first place