Hey @VirginTrains I’ve got a bus replacement service to Coventry on part of my journey tomorrow (what a punishment!). Can I trade this inconvenience for an upgrade to first class?

Really pleased to read this; moving with the times. Charity collectors next... London buskers first in world to be paid with contactless cards news.sky.com/story/london-b…

Who goes to tramps funerals? #bedtimequestions

Can Crocodiles stick their tongue out? #bedtimequestions

When the platform is announced at Euston

next slide please

For all those MPs mourning the silencing of #BigBen ; I've found the perfect retreat..

Come on TCS London Marathon - year 10 of entering the ballot. Let me in!! #MoRunsLondon

But why!

Gutted to have missed the Robin Hood Marathon Events due to sickness... this was part of #birminghaminternationalmarathon training plan!

At least he was discreet about it. x.com/northantspolic…

“Wasn’t interested in detecting explosive odours” news.sky.com/story/bomb-sni…

#Nativity! At the The Rep didn’t disappoint. Absolutely loved it!

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Such a great business model; shame it’s not being well managed. Uber loses licence to operate in Sheffield after 'failing to answer questions about management' news.sky.com/story/uber-los…

You're not supposed to tell him first! South Korea to attempt Kim Jong-Un assassination a.msn.com/09/en-gb/BBGqi…

Not sure if this #Hotel I’ve checked into is actually a Swiss Clinic!#dignitas

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