What if we just… collectively took a little break from awards season? Maybe a week or two where we all took a nap? No emails? No parties? No one speaking to me? Doesn’t that sound nice?

& for the lady, perhaps a regulated nervous system?

hand warmers at the bar >>>

I think I should go on rumspringa

micro dosing hell by staying informed and educated

THIS REALLY WAS HIS WIN TOO

my candle addiction is getting out of control

i LOVE being in bed like yeah everything is terrible but at least im in bed

why is my new drunk food a subway sandwich

there is no purer bond than between me and my nail guy Terry

wish people would clap instead of looking at me with such concern when I share I beat 1,000 levels of candy crush last month

hey does anyone have any tips for feeling hope

had Oreos for dinner just as God intended

remember when austin butler got stuck as elvis? that was awesome. he should have kept doing movies as elvis

playing the sims in first class is way more fun than playing the sims in economy

if these dweebs do ANYTHING to ‘90 Day Fiancé’ I promise to personally burn it all down.

Attn: seabrook farms discontinued their frozen creamed spinach. The only cream spinach I’ve eaten my whole life. This is my breaking point. Goodbye cruel world.

Need to watch the rhony boat ride from hell here

Nothing better than hearing that “door open” sound and seeing your crush online. These were the days. Truly.

The Devil Wears Prada 2 is perfect. 10 out of 10. Emily Charlton for president.