Perhaps the Governor should spend equal time explaining what he is ordering to be closed as he does sharing Facebook posts?

After drinking all day I’ve realized that “thoughts and prayers” and “hashtags” have the same effectiveness. Fuck all y’all.

September 21, 1997: Harry Caray sings “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” during the 7th inning stretch at Wrigley Field for the final time. Did it just get dusty in here?

The most tiresome part of Coronavirus times is listening to marginal public speaker Gov Andy Beshear. He’s enjoying the sound of his own voice a bit too much.

He speaks in short. Halting. Sentences. Much like Barack Obama but with none of the charisma and none of the cache.

Is @ChristinaBlackr broadcasting from a half bathroom?

The best part about quarantine Easter is not having to pretend I like spiral sliced ham.

You know Taxington, KY is chomping at the bit too.

Marijuana is legal and haircuts are against the law. It took half a century but Hippies finally won.

The UK cheerleading news today reminds me that in today’s world, only other people are responsible for my bad decisions.

For a “spectator-less Breeders' Cup ” there sure were a lot of spectators.

I find college football to be a fat and dumb man’s game. That said, the whole “bowl system” is exactly what fat and dumb men deserve.

Is it possible for someone to get the Covid-19 vaccine and not post about it on social media?

My favorite part of the Tony's of Lexington commercial on @TVG is when the host says “we have a wonderful table right up front for you” and then proceeds to seat their ass in the back of the restaurant.

Whoever approved the “improvements” to Midland Avenue should be put in a pillory.

1. I’m tweeting so Elon Musk does not take my account for inactivity. 2. This Eric Deters fellow needs a cocktail, a one hitter and an extended vacation.

The toupee on treasurer candidate Mark Metcalf has to be handed down from generation to generation. Only logical reason for anyone in this day and age to wear a rug that bad.

Hold sec, question: will they be reopening a TJ Cinnamons in the renovated Festival Market?

Just say sNOw to a Linda Gorton 3rd term.