Bro was ghosted for 6 months!! "I jumped out of my seat"

Their friend got arrested!!? "He was previously under probation."

AI's 20% chance to kill us! "Given across like the top 20 AI science experts"

Crypto Experts Debate Crazy Price Surge! "if ETH breaks up it just teleports to like infinite"

Crypto Whales Trade Max Leverage! "we have a few whales that like literally only trade at max leverage on every pair always"

Dead Link & Moist Leads 🤨 "just so you know the link is currently dead Moist leads"

$50 Million S&P Position? "You could open a $50 million position on the S&P at the underlying market execution price"

Crypto Investment Regret! "I made like 700K off 2 grand uh then now I look at it and I'm like Oh it was 68 mil at the peak"

WIF Hat Sold For $700K! "they sold it to the founders of Bags"

Ethereum at $72,000!!! "Am I sufficiently prepared"

Crypto Twitter Bullposting "There truly is an art to bullposting"