My back after carrying around all this great taste in wine

me when I saw anderson paak in the bottom left hand corner of my screen: #SuperBowl

Good pussy implies the existence of evil pussy

While March 20th is technically the first day of spring, us Michiganders know that it’s not really springtime until you’re enjoying the first Oberon of the season!🌞Happy Oberon Day!

Which one of you flat foots stole our lollipop?

words to live by: Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance And you won't end up like the fool Who ripped his pants

Just say it’s yummy. Works everytime 😋

Um can I get a wine list plz? New stickers and magnets available on shittywinememes.com Buy 3 or more items get 15% off!

This is not an ad but if you’re curious Simone Crestani Gajna Bird Decanter 🐓

Mamma mia!

santa be like