decided to do every kid under 10’s dream job now I only work 6 months out of the year, don’t get paid very well, and am at constant risk of losing funding

Imagine not sleeping with plushies. You guys gonna get ate by monsters.

what’s a positive thought for beginners? I’ve been getting into optimism lately

virginia woolf's 1931 new years resolutions: “to have none. not to be tied. to be free & kindly with myself. sometimes to read, sometimes not to read. to go out, yes—but stay at home in spite of being asked. as for clothes, i think to buy good ones”

My life used to be a nothing burger but now it's more so an everything bagel

genuinely who GIVES A FUCK if people are here undocumented. you could not pay me to care.

sometimes you’re in the middle of five books at once with no end in sight for any of them

why do people Litter. There is something deeply wrong with you

Don’t even joke lad

calling into work shy

i get emotional thinking about them

if you're worried about alcohol calories that tells me you're not dancing them off which tells me you're the problem

I DESERVE TO SWIM!!!! Plunge into some cool water...swim around like a fish for hours until I can't feel my limbs.. this is what I deserve

sometimes, if you are lucky, there will be a tree outside your bedroom window, it’s important that you romanticise that tree as much as possible.

I need to sit by moving water about this

nothing will stop me from appreciating the small things in life

What hanging with the girls this summer is going to feel like