I am me timing the shit out of this lockdown.

The New Abnormal is out now. Cover Painting “Bird on Money” by Jean-Michel Basquiat #thenewabnormal smarturl.it/TheNewAbnormal

This new @TheStrokes album may save my life 4 realz

*Yawn*

Humans had a pretty good run.

Listen... hear me out R Λ Z Ξ R how many retweets is it gonna take?

Still here...

Just because you can rearrange a song, it doesn’t mean it is good, or you should #Thunderstruck #NYEABC

I wish Jack Riewoldt was here... #NYEABC

#ABGT450 That’s it. That’s the tweet.

Had zero interest in the Winter Olympics as they approached. But now they’re on, there’s some gnarly shit going down.

Wil Anderson It was actually scomo.

The Spotify algorithm is so good it makes me angry. Just stares through my soul.

30 years to the day… ever onward!!! #karlscorner

I'm a bus driver. If I'm having a bad day at work, I'll look in the mirror while driving, and mutter to myself "you're all cunts aren't you?" and then tap the brakes twice so they all nod.

Got 2 spare tix for Ben Böhmer tonight in Melbourne if anyone wants em. #AnjunaFamily #Melbourne

Bahahahahaaaa

Let’s go #ABGT500

U were funny as hell tonight nina oyama 😂😂😂