Used to spend a whole week at school watching the conclave coverage to find out who the new pope was going to be. Fast forward to today when my 24 year old coworker sent a “new pope just dropped” Teams message to the department. No sense of the moment, these kids!

The lion doesn’t concern himself with Microsoft teams notifications

Someone from Cleveland tried to boo Cincinnati at my show last weekend

ON MY BIRTHDAY???? 🤩🥳

40 years ago today a perfect movie was made

Me, through 2 episodes (Week 5) of Quarterback Season 2 as a Bengals fan:

Me: *getting ready for engagement photos with my makeup not setting, my hair sticking to me, running late, still needing to get dressed and having an absolute crash out* Corey, from the other room:

They didn’t call me #BeerBatBecky for a whole summer for nothing! Cincinnati Reds Florence Y’alls Louisville Bats

Day two of asking for beer bats for Becca! Cincinnati Reds Louisville Bats Florence Y’alls 🍻 let’s make her bachelorette go down in history

Channing Tatum. Austin Butler. Harry Styles. I’ve never seen greed like this in my entire life

WHO IS GOING TO THE POSTSEASON?

Corey since the Burrow injury

One of the hardest decisions I’m having to make while wedding planning is how deep I can go into Akon’s discography for the reception. At what point does it go from fun nostalgia to feeling like an 8th grade dance? Who dat girl? Bonanza? This will keep me up at night

Breaking news: Fork found in kitchen!

Jake Browning watching Flacco run the “throw the ball to Ja’Marr Chase” play

Hey Cincinnati Bengals can I borrow these for my wedding reception entrance? Really think it would elevate my event