Noise gig at unknown underground venue, late 1990s

Trying the Montmartre Five Guys because it’s my right

Much has happened in Paris, but it didnt occur to me to tweet about any of it until I got to the lesbian bar where it feels like dark zoey 101. 👾

Listening to a Belgian guy tell a bunch of lies about New York while in line for a Bouillon restaurant. Go off girl. Give us hearsay. 💅

I feel like there are 10 movies I need to see but what are they

Being hot isn’t artistic. Send this to someone who needs it. I wanna get cancelled.

I wish I was still in Paris where nobody asked me stuff

Not to be all “im in my mom’s bed as she falls asleep to the Kennedy Center Honors” but Ben Platt left no crumbs on that Bee Gees song.

I contain multitudes as a they/them who’s so very alone

In my Tony Soprano Era (panic attacks)

the way the rest is still unwritten

Me all the time accidentally

Happy IWD to women (yall be easy)

got a g&t in bushwick w/ Becca DeGregorio 🎸 & v and it solved all my mental health problems