“Healthy zucchini brownies” Did you know that our lives are short & beautiful & someday they will find your bones & no one will be able to tell, from your skeleton, what sweetnesses you stole from yourself?

would give anything to hear tim robinson recite the rfk bear story so here’s some verbatim quotes as i think you should leave characters

you know when you pull a sheet of tin foil and it looks shiny and perfect, but then you touch it and it gets all dented and ugly? that's what cybertrucks look like to me

pacing my apartment practicing generic french phrases in an eerie whisper before we drive to montreal

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those camo hats that say "kamala/walz" or "chappel roan" give the same energy as the red "make america gay again" hats. only effective if you're standing two feet in front of them. from a distance... just another gun range bro smoking a dart

the second you can tell the mormon wives apart your tv should automatically shut off

in my humble opinion downtown nashville is like if a hedge fund bought new orleans and filled it with food halls & electric scooter stations... great sweet corn pudding tho!

fantastic horror film that was overlooked just because of a little ai art that doesn’t even affect the viewing experience

sorry but this is how ottessa moshfegh sounds to me

every time a tourist comes to salem in october, an angel loses its wings (i am the angel. the right wings is my residential parking spot & the left one is my social life)

if tourist szn has taught me anything, it's that i have a clinical case of "ask me to take a picture of you and your drunk friends" face

overheard on the mbta: friend 1: I think I really want to move to new york city friend 2: [strong boston accent] i used to say dumb shit like that too kid