don’t ever let America tell you they don’t have enough money to feed the homeless , house families , rebuild schools and end poverty in the US

is daylights savings the one we like? i lowkey forget sometimes

one of the hottest things he’s ever done

modern day vecnas clock is that evil red clock that randomly shows up when u turn ur phone sideways

just saw a kid walking with a balloon. that’s so classic

the switch in ready steady go

I would die for my country Chicago Illinois

have to share what one of my prek students said today me: max wants to play with you for 5 minutes! student: he can play with me forever if he likes :)

One week until my mental health becomes the Chicago Cubs responsibility

not my city but i would know my way around

Every cat is a little celebrity to me

The father, the son and the Holy Spirit reunite

STOPPPPP THISSSSSS

What hanging with the girls this summer is going to feel like

if you can watch the drama in a packed theatre PLEASE do that btw… it’s a very fun theatre experience with the audience literally gasping, laughing and even audibly whispering “noooo” during some scenes. add to that everyone immediately jumping into conversations after! so good!

the cast of ‘the suite life of zack & cody’ deserved an emmy for this scene alone 😭

Bringing this to the bar this weekend

clarity by zedd to asians is what mr brightside by the killers is to white people

i was born with a disease where if i don’t collect cute small things and display them in my room i die

I would die for my country Chicago Illinois