Today when I was skiing with my niece she just yelled “FAMILY SKI TRIP!” in the middle of the run with no care in the world and that is why I like hanging out with her ❤️

Being slightly hungover with no DoorDash in the area is so wild to me

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

It’s gonna be ok

I hate baggage claim cuz it takes forever and there’s no chairs

Stranded in Dallas. Miss my dog.

She is nuts Megan Loeffler

I’m getting a nose job idc

You guys see any pirates at the beach today?

I bet you were born on a dirt floor

christian’s really think they’re the good people while they’re literally fighting for the right to discriminate ? fuck you and your cult

i hate when energy drinks are marketed toward men. what could they possible need energy for? telling lies??

My brother thinks he’s a a better DJ than Paris Hilton

I hate threads plz make it stop

I love Michael Cera ❤️

How to piss off men: tell them they look like they eat steak with ketchup

Maia snores like a baby

I actually hate caffeine

Someone plz send help my legally blonde DVD is scratched and skipping 😭😭😭😭