Not Zara Larsson going on an anti-bowling spiral.

I miss him (the fake persona he created for three months before he showed me who he really was)

Shamefaced Man Stands Stock-Still As Acquaintance Zips Up Backpack For Him bit.ly/3HYNc7S

i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages

babe are you okay you’ve hardly touched your critical thinking skills

I love looking at my friends locations. They’re my little sims characters 🫶🏻

BREAKING: Tory Lanez (5’3”) found guilty of all three charges against him for the 2020 shooting of Megan Thee Stallion

Ladies plz stop changing your last names when you get married - every time I check fb I think I know none of u

all the ugly bfs on my insta feed today

The princess & the pea but it’s me & my airpod

can i come over and do this

i'll find you in every lifetime (threat)

The actual plot of Bee Movie

"you're so funny" thanks i always attract men that are a reincarnation of satan

blocking him isn't enough i need to watch his hairline recede

"i love your eyes" ur about to steal the light out of them aren’t u

poop and butt are dating and they met at farts wedding

Currently libbing the fuck out

just got revenge on someone who wronged me 6 years ago. never be relaxed ever! im coming