Alright..... I'll do the thing. Let's see what happens..... 👉👈 #dnd #ttrpg

We certainly are in a time.

My kids showed me their first Minecraft house and it was so intricate. I asked how they built. They picked a villager they disliked, stalked them until they went to bed, and then killed them oil and stole their home. My daughter is currently picking out the flowers look best.

There's a possibility that attending this event means a mashup cosplay from the dungeon maxter 🏰 professional game master of Jar Jar Binks and Leia. If you don't think that's worth the price of admission, I don't know how else to convince you.

Fun Dungeon Master challenge I did not foresee before tonight's session of Curse of Strahd. If you give Strahd the classic Eastern European accent, you have to provide variations on that accent to everyone in his court. So, you need like 12 Eastern European voices, not 1.

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In case you didn't already know, here's the quickest rundown we can give as to why writers are striking. Let's get the word out for anyone who's still confused: this is about the survival of writing as a sustainable career, period #WGAStrong

Personally, I would be the one that doesn't get really mad when someone makes up an unimportant head canon to a story I didn't create.

Everyone makes up rich, narrative worlds where their children's tooth fairies work and deliver letters paired with their small gifts, right? That's a completely normal and not unhinged thing to do.

I'm excited to be wearing my new #Pride shirt at #TTRPG events throughout Chicagoland. You can grab your own from Project Good Apparel with 10% of every sale benefitting Equality Florida! projectgoodapparel.com/products/all-a…

Well, now, if anyone asks me what kind of people would hire a professional dungeon master for a bachelor party, I have an answer.

Don't feel like you're too old to start building the life you want. I was past 30 before I blew up what I was doing for work and started investing my time in things I was passionate about. In the past ~3 years, I've found more of "my people" than in the past 3 decades combined.

When you try to share your love of tabletop roleplay with your kids, so all they ever want to do is game forcing you to do more lore development for the cities and villages surrounding "Honeycomb Mountain" than you've done for the rest of your campaigns combined.

Anybody who claims that an activity or preference makes someone more or less "manly" is already admitting that gender exists on a spectrum.

Sure, any magic user could grab a wand, staff, or orb as a focus... but true artisans create stunning pieces of handcrafted, wooden furniture as their focus. For example, I use a casting couch.

One of my favorite parts about working professionally as a Dungeon Master is receiving late-night emails about the combat and roleplay efficacy of the Monk class in 5e and knowing that I'll have to get back to that "for work."

"Baldur’s Gate 3 has more cinematic dialogue than three times all three Lord of the Rings novels combined. It has 174 hours of cinematics, making it more than twice the length of every season of Game of Thrones combined"

You have to pretend to be a wizard sometimes, for your health. The simplest method is D&D, but you can open the dishwasher and raise your arms dramatically as you're enveloped in the steam. It's an important component of human well-being to occasionally pretend to be a wizard.