(Adding peanut butter to a dish) And here’s where we get that peanut butter flavor coming through

Love when you guys tweet during sports games. The whole post will just be some guy’s name in all caps, no context. I’m gonna start doing that with boys I like. JOSH O’CONNOR

Logan Roy getting on that plane

Cory Booker (D-NJ) breaks record for longest Senate speech in U.S. history, breaking Strom Thurmond’s 1957 record, which was 24 hours and 18 minutes

David Lynch taught me it is noble to talk about the weather

Richard Kind — Motherfucking Bing Bong #EverybodysLive

as it turns out when you are an asshole asshole things tend to happen to you. Go Figure.

i think it’s cute that playstation, xbox and nintendo all agreed to split the colors like that. one gets blue, one gets green, one gets red. they’re friends

Your password must contain two characters who talk to each other about something other than a man

perks of being alive include schedule 3 drugs and animals. cons of being alive include Coworker You Hate. much to consider.

[clears throat] truly we live in a DOGE-eat-DOGE world [looks around for approval]

PUT SOME FENT IN HIS KET PUT SOME FENT IN HIS KET PUT SOME FENT IN HIS KET

"I asked chatgpt" I confided in amazon I confessed to mcdonald's I have an inside joke with exxon mobil

“I asked ChatGPT” “I asked Grok” okay well I asked my mom and she said no

The Wreck of The Edmund Fitzgerald if they were millennials: The matcha lives on from the pickle rick on down to the big vape they call rizz labubu

everything being done to honor him should have been done for melissa hortman tenfold and i will really struggle to ever forgive this country for that