Those Conservative leadership candidates in full:

Global supply chain problems have caused a typeface shortage

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Sounds like it could be an M-class planet to me!

Surely this article is a sad love story about the one that got away

“You can’t fire me, because I quit!”

Man who didn’t manspread when I sat with him on the 137: Despite your light cough (Which you stifled for me) I enjoyed our journey together Were it not for the seats that were freed at Rosebury Road We’d have continued to make wonderful seatfellows Don’t take it personally

Waking up on Monday & Tuesday

Latest YouGov The Times and The Sunday Times poll. In hindsight #Brexit right 35 (-3); wrong 53 (+2). Fwork 13-14.7 (ch since 6-7.7). Record low % right & record high % wrong. bit.ly/3cmk7Yg

Rubidium melts at 39.48C so be careful to refrigerate your fireworks and atomic clocks on Tuesday. I for one certainly intend to cut down on my development of spin-exchange relaxation-free magnetometers, how about you? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubidium

My jaw hit the floor when I discovered Boris Johnson left an emergency NATO meeting after the Kremlin’s chemical warfare attack on Britain & flew to an off-the-books meeting with an ex-KGB spy. Yours should too. This is how it happened. 1/ theguardian.com/politics/2022/…

As the true impact of Climate Breakdown is being felt across the UK Never forget how the Media helped make Climate Breakdown possible George Monbiot

Hey @Sewateruk we’ve been without water for hours. Our two local supermarkets have sold out of bottled water. Can you help? Surely there’s a moral obligation to assist here? It’s been a trifle warm you know.

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Nope nope nope nope nope NOPE this corrupt dangerous prime minister and his friend Lynton Crosby and his stupid lobbying group. This would literally be bribery for political power. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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