Romanian Happy Families is fucking hardcore

The thing in the middle is a sensor-activated communal toilet paper bin. #toiletswiththreateningauras #nope

No business like show business, I guess. #CapeTown

Well now I’m not sure what to think

This toilet paper brand proved prescient

Covid-19 will of course result in sweeping changes to the UK, and seeing as one of those is massively increased hand washing I’m hoping another will (finally) be the consensus that split taps are some absolute bullshit.

Is the “champions” in the #uefa #ChampionsLeague adjectival? Because I’ve just found out it doesn’t feature an apostrophe and if it’s a possessive then I am appalled.

I don’t think I would ever have needed to frequent this shop but I’ll still be sad when it’s inevitably converted into unaffordable flats

Does anyone else get irrationally pissed off about having to throw out a pair of flip flops when only one of them is broken?

If you type “insect” into my phone it suggests the spider emoji so maybe technology really is making us dumber

Does anyone else’s whatsapp always - and I mean genuinely, literally without fail - autocorrect “couldn’t” to “could” at a first pass, thereby calamitously altering the intended meaning of your sentence, for absolutely no apparent reason at all?

I saw two guys at Tesco yesterday filling up an orange Lambourghini. They’d splashed out on a personalised number plate reading RAC3R.

When you reach peak Guardian

Only just noticed this #Playstation4 design Easter egg 🤯 well played PlayStation

I feel like it says a lot that Priti Patel considers “do-gooders” to be a problem.

Since Eddie van Halen died I’ve had Jump by Girls Aloud stuck in my head because 2020’s thirst for suffering cannot be satiated

Still better than the one with Jeremy Renner.

Red XIII dropping truth about vanity politics and bullshit climate policy back in 1997.

I was lucky enough to be invited as a guest on the fantastic ConnectThe2 podcast! We discuss how I got my start covering telecoms in emerging markets, my various musical misadventures, and more! Listen here: bit.ly/2MiGsct. #ConnectThe2 #podcast #telecom

She’s just a cosmic girl / From an eldritch galaxy / Zapping me with electricity / My heart is now outside of me / She’s cosmic #Bloodborne #PlayStation #alreadydead #jamiroquai #cosmicgirl