The Norwegian flag is the Swiss Army knife of flags: It contains six other flags!

The Galactic Federation interviews Earth for membership

POPE: Let us all bow our heads and pray. MICHELANGELO, from the back: Or maybe look at the ceiling.

.Flutter you're really not selling it to me. This is taken from a Flutter tutorial on Google Codelabs

Today at @cranebeachmass my 9-year-old daughter nearly drowned while I was watching her, in full view of two life guard stations, on an uncrowded and overcast day. Drowning doesn’t look like drowning, and I hope a lot of people read this and remember the signs. 🧵

Gentle reminder: While the news is reporting today that food banks may run out of food (!!!), you’re still subsidising this kind of menu for your local MP when they go to work.

That moment when you realise you're not the worst Prime Minister in the line up.

😆

Brendan May

Long game played to perfection. No notes.

Got your gravel glasses Ian Jackson ?

Brilliant guide to the classic races by @robynjournalist. Every year I seem to search for something like this - bookmarked it now 👌 cyclist.co.uk/in-depth/all-y…

Stayed up last night trying to finish my bathroom floor. Watched a YouTube tutorial in desperation. In the middle of the YouTube the woman gets out her phone and watches a YouTube tutorial.

Folks who know me will maybe know my son's cat Treacle who hangs out at the railway station. He's just come through the cat flap wearing a tie... 🙀🚉😂 #CatsOfTwitter #Plymouth #mystery

#MOTD

People laughed when I said I wanted to be a professional snooker player. They're not laughing now because it was ages ago.