Because I'm worth it

Happy new year

Just realised I can fellate myself!

Late nights make me hungry

Hoping I get laid tonight. Found this site to hook you up with couples, very excited!

Best thing about my new sofa? The amount of times I get laid on it!

So far I've brought two girls back, one of them brought their man with them. Love Saturday's.

Best weekend ever. Met up with two different couples last night, had amazing sessions with both of them. They love my abs too!

Tight tight tight ass right now, may live tweet tonight's conquest downtown. From the first stroke...

Hmmm

Thinking of blogging about my exploits, after the whole 50 shades stuff I think there's a market for what I do. Last night I had two gals.

Seven months I've been lost, sometimes I'm not even sure if I've been in the same country. Now I'm back and I'm going to make the difference

Ok just found out I was in holland in April, which kinda makes sense as I've got three pairs of clogs

I found out because I've been getting calls from a guy I think I slept with callIng himself Snarfle. He's got a holland number.

Does anybody know him? #snarfle

Anybody wanna see the penis today?

Back in SF for the weekend, had a great memorial session last night with two sailors and a jäger bomb or twelve. #safesex

LOL found a way to hack my Xbox profile so I get loads of achievements

It's true what they say, my cock is just about the best thing in the world. Trust me, once you see it you love it.

Well that was a weird experience