Asking someone from the audience to come tell a joke and he absolutely nailed it 🤣

Fuck a breakup you ever been addicted to a restaurant that closed down?😭😭

Jamaica in 2 weeks. Long overdue 🤩

i fully support declining a call to listen to music

I’m just not getting into a Waymo.

or a menu item that was removed 💔

😂😂

I’m holding in my excitement for Jamaica until that lady get on the mic and say “we’re descending and about to land please fold tray tables up and fasten seatbelt” 😂😂

man.

Walmart it’s been 5 years and you know wtf I’m talkin about…🤔😭💀

😂😂😂

DMV 4/20 Howard Theater

I’m tired of seeing these Ai created ass flyers dawg 😂😂

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H&M trench was doing Goose and Moncler numbers in '09 😂 Real you had to be there moment.

cruise week is 2 weeks away 🧘🏽‍♂️

3 more days 🦦

Shit actually sad fr… all jokes aside