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Bambine And Me

@bambineandme

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I've never been to hell, but I've wiped my kids ass in a port-o-potty in the middle of summer, so same #parentinghumor #dadjokes

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My first born was the type of baby that would inspire you to write a "cherish every moment" style parenting book. However the twins are the type that parenting memes are made of. #parentinghumor #twinparents #parentsofmultiples #twindad #twinmom

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Imagine if people knew what it was really going to be like to be a parent at every single stage, the population would die out pretty quickly. As I throw out another meal in the trash πŸ˜” #parentinghumor##sarcasticparents

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I got a new part time job. 10 hrs per week breaking down my wife's Amazon orders. #parentinghumor#breakingdownboxes#dadhumor#amazonboxes

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Have kids so you can be done with all of your Christmas shopping for them to hand you their "updated" list, which includes nothing you bought and will not make it in time for Christmas. #dadhumor #parentinghumor #momhumor #christmashumor

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Only about 254 small last minute things to get done before I can relax for the holidays #dadhumor #parentinghumor #christmascountdown

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Busy Week For Santa's Workshop πŸŽ… And All Of The Delivery Drivers Out There πŸš› We Appreciate All You Do Especially During This Time Of Year πŸŽβœ¨πŸŽ„ #SeasonOfGiving #deliverydrivers #amazonprime

Busy Week For Santa's Workshop πŸŽ… And All Of The Delivery Drivers Out There πŸš› 
We Appreciate All You Do Especially During This Time Of Year πŸŽβœ¨πŸŽ„

#SeasonOfGiving #deliverydrivers #amazonprime
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It's not to late to get those 🎁... said the 200 emails I got today! #christmaspresents #presents #dadhumor #parenthumor

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You're either the person in the relationship who believes food has gone bad or the person who doesn't believe expiration dates are real. #parentinghumor #experationdates #dadhumor #food

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Been feeling a little run down and not myself lately. So i Googled my symptoms to see what I might have... It's kids. My kids! #parenthumor #dadjokes #honestdad

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Normal Life: I've been cycling through the same few shirts for the past couple months Packing for vacation: I'll probably change 4x a day so 28 outfits should work #vacationpacking #dadhumor #parenthumor

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My wife just stopped and said, "You weren't even listening to me, were you?" I thought to myself... "That is a pretty strange way to start off a conversation.: #dadhumor #parenthumor #parenting

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Have you ever been to the supermarket and had to pretend to look at stuff you don't intend to buy because someone is standing in front of the stuff you want to buy? #parenthumor #relatable #dadhumor #groceryshopping

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My wife's toxic trait is saying she is "Down for whatever" but what she really means is she is going to shoot down my ideas until she hears what she wants. #marriagehumor #relatable #coupleshumor #dadjokes

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A huge chunk of my financial problems could be resolved if I just ate the food that's already in my house #parenthumor #food #relatable #dadjokes #FinancialCrisis

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No one wants your attention more than a kid in the back seat of your car you're driving while tying to find an address. #relatable #parentinghumor #dadhumor