For kids who say they don't like loud noises, mine sure do like making them. #parentinghumor #girldad

I've never been to hell, but I've wiped my kids ass in a port-o-potty in the middle of summer, so same #parentinghumor #dadjokes

My first born was the type of baby that would inspire you to write a "cherish every moment" style parenting book. However the twins are the type that parenting memes are made of. #parentinghumor #twinparents #parentsofmultiples #twindad #twinmom

Imagine if people knew what it was really going to be like to be a parent at every single stage, the population would die out pretty quickly. As I throw out another meal in the trash 😔 #parentinghumor##sarcasticparents

I got a new part time job. 10 hrs per week breaking down my wife's Amazon orders. #parentinghumor#breakingdownboxes#dadhumor#amazonboxes

Hi Robert Davari I am trying to get in touch about my tickets to an event tonight and haven't heard back from support. Can you please help Tixr

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Have kids so you can be done with all of your Christmas shopping for them to hand you their "updated" list, which includes nothing you bought and will not make it in time for Christmas. #dadhumor #parentinghumor #momhumor #christmashumor

Only about 254 small last minute things to get done before I can relax for the holidays #dadhumor #parentinghumor #christmascountdown

Busy Week For Santa's Workshop 🎅 And All Of The Delivery Drivers Out There 🚛 We Appreciate All You Do Especially During This Time Of Year 🎁✨🎄 #SeasonOfGiving #deliverydrivers #amazonprime

Not sure why they don't sell all kids' gloves in 5-packs. #parentinghumor #dadjokes #Momhumor

It's not to late to get those 🎁... said the 200 emails I got today! #christmaspresents #presents #dadhumor #parenthumor

You're either the person in the relationship who believes food has gone bad or the person who doesn't believe expiration dates are real. #parentinghumor #experationdates #dadhumor #food

Been feeling a little run down and not myself lately. So i Googled my symptoms to see what I might have... It's kids. My kids! #parenthumor #dadjokes #honestdad

Normal Life: I've been cycling through the same few shirts for the past couple months Packing for vacation: I'll probably change 4x a day so 28 outfits should work #vacationpacking #dadhumor #parenthumor

My wife just stopped and said, "You weren't even listening to me, were you?" I thought to myself... "That is a pretty strange way to start off a conversation.: #dadhumor #parenthumor #parenting

Have you ever been to the supermarket and had to pretend to look at stuff you don't intend to buy because someone is standing in front of the stuff you want to buy? #parenthumor #relatable #dadhumor #groceryshopping

My wife's toxic trait is saying she is "Down for whatever" but what she really means is she is going to shoot down my ideas until she hears what she wants. #marriagehumor #relatable #coupleshumor #dadjokes

A huge chunk of my financial problems could be resolved if I just ate the food that's already in my house #parenthumor #food #relatable #dadjokes #FinancialCrisis

No one wants your attention more than a kid in the back seat of your car you're driving while tying to find an address. #relatable #parentinghumor #dadhumor