The Onion

@theonion

America's Finest News Source. A @globtetrahedron subsidiary.

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mike

@mikejhemsley

White Vans man. Prize winning economist. Formerly @placeyourhands

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Duncan Alexander

@oilysailor

luxury sports content | editor, writer, talker @TheAthleticFC | previously @OptaAnalyst

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Banquet Records

@banquetrecords

record shop, concert promoter and music fans from Kingston. quick yes/no queries to our WhatsApp on 07498 362704

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Cervezas Ambar

@cervezasambar

Canal oficial de Ambar. #PequeñosCerveceros Siguiéndonos confirmas que eres mayor de 18 años.

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Jamie Osman

@jamieosman

Owner of Easy Life Entertainment | @reallifemgmtldn, @easyliferecs and more...| WHUFC ⚒ | just trying to put good energy into the world one day at a time | 🙌🏼

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Jonny Sharples

@jonnygabriel

Jonny Sharples (English pronunciation: /ˈdʒɒni ˈʃɑːpəlz/) is an 'online joker'⟦1⟧ and an ambassador for @theCALMzone.⟦2⟧ He is a great tweeter.⟦citation needed⟧

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EMB

@_ilikeyourshoes

A haunted house with a picket fence

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Mooms - Classy Tweets (2025)

@danny_mcmoomins

Enjoyer. A polite and friendly man. Dislikes = art/music. Good manners and respectful conversation. No swearing on TL pls. Rated 'Excellent' by Trustpilot.

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Alex Horne

@alexhorne

Will tell you about things I do here: Taskmaster Universe, Horne Section nonsense, occasional other stuff.

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D. PAIN

@d_pain_

lifesize snotty puppet, reality collapse event truther

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Fantasy Football Scout

@ffscout

⚽ The Home of Fantasy Football Since 2007 🏆 Trusted by the Premier League 🥇 Win at Fantasy Football 👉 bit.ly/joinffscout 📲 @FFCommunity_

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John Byrne

@byronchenko

Former blue check #SFB14 cohost @gtw_gtc

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Chris Bradish

@chrisbradish

beard.

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BRYN_BORANGA

@bryn_boranga

Britain's 14th strictest headmistress

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M O R G Y

@rjmrgn

some donkus. @warpstormer

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Melanie Bracewell

@meladoodle

time bandits, wellington paranormal, taskmaster nz, the cheap seats, hybpa and other things too! touring the uk, aus, and nz in 2025!

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Andy

@letstalk_fpl

Fantasy Premier League Content 🙌 400k+ subscribers on YouTube 📽️ Email: [email protected] @FFH_HQ partner: bit.ly/43bFsIg #ad

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Ben Crellin

@bencrellin

Win at FPL: bit.ly/3Jwl3Hu I make spreadsheets that help people navigate the FPL schedule - 7 top 10k finishes in last 9 years - Partnered with @FFH_HQ

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Sean Leahy

@seanrleahy

Punk rock, football and design systems. Comparing real-life situations to Seinfeld. Debut children’s book out in all bookshops if you push them. he/him.

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Graham Smith

@grmbles

(Top 0.5% Julien Baker listener) Taco eater. Gig Goer. Picture Taker. Looking to start an LGBTQ+ Menzingers tribute act.

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James Horncastle OMRI

@jameshorncastle

Serie A for @TheAthleticFC

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Luke

@gizzo_

fuck about, find out

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Kieran

@movingnorthuk

Moving North. @mcrpunkfest

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Jimmy Ribshite

@jimmy_ribshite

We are living in perilous times. But we shall not flinch from the struggle.

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Mark Steel

@mrmarksteel

I love Twitter because everyone's always polite and no one ever takes anything you say literally, never.

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Aidan James

@mcandidate

Anonymous Football Account

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Cerveza Dorada

@cervezadorada

Este perfil es sólo para personas +18, por favor comparta sólo con mayores de edad. Dorada recomienda el consumo responsable UGC: bit.ly/normasperfil

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fatih

@kingekinci

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Adam Hurrey

@footballcliches

Writer & editor @TheAthleticFC | Creator & host of the 𝗙𝗢𝗢𝗧𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗖𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗦 podcast, for my sins: podfollow.com/new-football-c…

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Keir 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@pfckx

Enjoyer of Pompey, FK Željezničar and ARBiH propaganda

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Steven Sinnott

@steven_sinnott

The more I see, the more I know........the more I know, the less I understand. bsky.app/profile/sms187…

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Pierrot le Fou 🤡🤖

@janelaberta_ao

Esta é uma obra de ficção, qualquer semelhança com nomes, pessoas, factos ou situações da vida real terá sido mera coincidência. 🇦🇴 🇵🇹

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Elis James

@elisjames

I present Friday 1-2pm with @nomadicrevery on BBC Radio 5 Live. Rep by Sara Ray at M&C Saatchi. Luxury player, doesn’t track back. Tocyn oes ar y trên grefi.

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Christian L.

@christian555552

Sportjournalist. Based in Hannover. My passion: LFC!

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TapEast

@tapeast

Micro brewery and bar in Westfield Stratford City, London.

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MARK WILLIAMS M.B.E

@markwil147

markwilliamssnooker.com

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HLTCO

@hltco

Home of the HLTCO Palace Podcast & Football Podcast, published daily Monday-Friday. Always opinionated, not always right. Patreon - patreon.com/HLTCO

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Samantha Rose Shaw

@samiblade1990

⚽S.U.FC⚽ Wife & Mummy ❤ Our little family ❤ 🎶Is it my imagination or have I finally found something worth living for 🎶

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Josh

@joshpearson180

Stephen Bunting enjoyer For business enquiries: [email protected]

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Shutts

@shuttsapalooza

Got it all. Handsome as Beavis, funny as Butt-Head. He/Him.

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alistair green

@mralistairgreen

buy me a coffee 👇

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Югнат

@_bergaberg

Кот в небе, это космокот! Γένος κρίση λεκάνες #TeamOM

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Ronkis

@danilorigados

bada bing bada bum Mr.worldwide as i steep in the room

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Roberto Rojas

@robertorojas97

Associate Editor at @ESPNFC • Paraguayan-American 🇵🇾🇺🇸• @LowLimitFutbol • @GuaraniVision • Contact: DMs & [email protected] • Views are my own ⚽️

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BeerGuideLondon

@beerguidelondon

A guide to London's best pubs, bars & brewery taps + all breweries. Our apps are available here: beerguideapps.com/ldn

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The Bohemia

@bohemia_n12

Pub, brewery, food - from the people @Londonbrewingco

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No Score Draws ✍️ (Alex & Sian - BOOK OUT NOW!)

@cheappanini

✍🏻Artistically challenged football doodlers📕BOOK! The Unofficial World Cup Album: A Poorly Drawn Incomplete History 🛒 tinyurl.com/njnvr4hz No Pasarán

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Jörg 🤬🤬🤬

@joerkweber

#einmalimmer #UTI 👊 Für die Stadt und den Verein! Magdeburg + Scunthorpe!

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James Felton

@jimmfelton

Bestselling author 52 Times Britain Was A Bellend: amzn.to/2lev9V0 Sunburn, a funny book about how shit The Sun is: amzn.to/3bdzH7D

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John McAllister

@john_mcal

49 countries 🗺️🌍 Travel YouTube link below👇🏻 🥾✈️🧳 Cymru am byth 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Sports and beers fan ⚽️🏒🍻

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Nieve Petruzziello

@stuntpegg

[email protected] 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇮🇹

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Ash

@ashdigsfilms

T E R R O R Tied to the 90's. Co-Host of @ExRentalYT shows.acast.com/64eb82e24a6f41… open.spotify.com/show/5JQ7135QX…

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Bryan’s Gunn

@bryansgunn

A one-man mission to break football down into its constituent parts

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Thomas Lollike

@thomaslollike

Familiefar - 👶👧👧, 🐶🐶og 👱‍♀️- fodboldtosse med BIF og RM som favoritter - Roder med IT som erhverv - 100% shipping investorer - anno 72

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craftbeerandfootball

@footballhops21

Melbourne based Craft Beer loving Groundhopper. Arsenal fan. Also follow Victory and Preston Lions amongst many others

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Drac UK

@drac_uk

Deputy Head and ex mascot of the Catalan Dragons. BWFC! Travel, 98 countries. My opinions are my own.

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Gilles

@oldgilles

I was sent here by a 3ft half-wit in a wig

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Hiroshi Suzuki

@ambjapanuk

Japanese Ambassador to the United Kingdom @JAPANinUK. Reposts and links are not endorsements. Ambassador's greeting message: youtu.be/e9y1-NxBaKs

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FPL Focal

@fplfocal

Briefly #1 in FPL once 200K Subscribers 📽 youtube.com/FPLFocal 📷 instagr.am/FPLFocal 🗣 fpl.page My FREE FPL app 📲 iOS: s.id/Focal 📲 Android: s.id/Focal2

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FPL Raptor (Ross)

@fpl__raptor

150,000+ Subs - youtube.com/@FPLRaptor | Host of @FPLTherapy | @FFH_HQ Ambassador - tinyurl.com/HubxRap | Inquiries - [email protected]

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NorthernFPL

@fplnorthern

Just funny, clever and really good at FPL

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LiveFPL

@livefplnet

The original website for exact live rankings, overall and in minileagues, web transfer planning and effective ownerships. Trying to understand price changes too

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charlie

@fplcharlie2

was once first in the world and top 10 for 14 gameweeks. 24/25 gw 22🌍1. 24/25 gw 28 🌍1

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ChampionsLeagueBelt🏆

@championsbelt_

Inspired by @ChampLeagueBelt , now continuing to follow its journey, but in more depth! Every single competitive game, the belt is on the line...

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memes.xlsx

@excelhumor

Excel memes

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The xG Philosophy

@xgphilosophy

📊 Your home of Expected Goals.

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Bruno Villavicencio

@brunovillavic18

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albaxe17

@a1baxe17

Teacher & Football Fanatic

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kev-indo ✈️🏨 (Buying Sorare cards/bundles)

@kev_indo10

Crypto enthusiast | Sorare player | PSV fan | Buying 🟡/🔴 Sorare cards/bundles, send dm to negotiate.

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