Homicide SE06EP01-03

Someone make some Sean McDonough ASMR ASAP

I am 100% sure that Tim Hill smokes Newports behind the Yankees dugout between innings (I won’t be taking questions)

Max has the stadiums sounds so high in the mix that I can smell the D train

Nomar mentioned #NomarsBetter

The Fox camera person who has to find a Grimace in the stands after anything good happens for the Mets has the easiest job in the world

Wanna turn a a single by a one-legged man into a triple? Just add Alex Verdugo

Happy to see my old friend Mary Hart during replays of Judge’s strikeouts

Rizzo needs to go down a hat size

Was there a giveaway or something? Barely any empty seats behind the plate at Yankee Stadium

Imagine you’re pitching to a leadoff hitter with a separated shoulder and you walk him on 4 pitches

Guys even the “nudes in bio” bots are getting on board with the anti-Yankees tweets

If my team was about to get swept out of the World Series, I’d assault the other team’s right-fielder too

Not surprisingly, Ohtani bet correctly here

Trick-or-treating done. Time for Treehouse of Horror IV.

Although I’m a firm believer in the Office Space doctrine (i.e. “Why should I change? He’s the one who sucks.”), I sure have gotten fewer unblockable ads from white supremacists on Blue Sky! Let’s hit the ground running for baseball season in 4.5 months bsky.app/profile/ballir…

I will only be posting my Juan Soto reactions/dreams/inevitable disappointment on BlueSky

I feel like 90% of the posts I see on here now aren’t from real people, which is great in a sense, but if you’re a holdover, please follow me on Blue Sky: