bro if u lead me into fucking temptation instead of delivering me from evil i fucking swear

and i fucking hope it's fucking shitty in the fucking black dog btw

we’re getting papal conclave discourse from people who couldn’t name a single station of the cross

I do deeply , cellular level, relate to the pope having a good brother from chicago who talks calmly about how things are normal. And the pope having an evil brother who moved to gulf coast florida and is m4g4 pilled.

Is the Daily Planet looking for a layout designer because jesus christ

When a terrible person commits good journalism

IT’S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING TAYLOR SWIFT. TONIGHT. 7PM ET.

27 lowkey the new 23

Woke Pope trickle down lets gooo

A’ja Wilson has been named TIME’s 2025 Athlete of the Year.

FINALLY

“i’m moving in silence” couldn’t be me im going clomp clomp clomp fe fi fo fum

happy valentine's day 💘

She’s Golden, on her own terms 🥇 Alysa Liu becomes the first woman to win a gold medal in free skate since 2002 👏

if you’re not a catholic this is like it george bush showed up at a no kings march.

Woke really won big this Winter Olympics.

Anyway, women >>>

listening to supercut at 8am i didn’t even try