POTUS is on the roof of the White House— asked why he’s up there, he shouts back to us through his hands: “just taking a little walk”

this is exactly how roger from american dad speaks

guy who just turned 20 voice: teenagers DNI

college roommates #klance #vld

car seat is a menace to the public

i stole every single song that i wrote from my seventeen-year-old ghost

ibuprofen bottle, ibuprofen box, loose ibuprofen capsules

Hi diva.. Can I call you diva? My name is Detective Fierce... You're not in trouble boots, we're just trying to get the tea on this situation...

Will this cycle of pain ever stop?

Ancient baseball butt curse

The only “hot honey” I want to talk about is my freakin wife!

この世には甲羅に蓋をできる防御全振りのカメがいます

I Went To The World's Biggest Poop Event!

My bro liam uses slang ive never heard anyone else use once i told him i was otw over to smoke and he said Magnetic

and i looovveee the attentioonn she gettt when she mooovveee

Hi maya ๑ï

'Nothing's About To Happen' A 10x20 acrylic & oil painting, made by Marc Burckhardt.