In case you were wondering which Bake had the best weekend Owen Bake

But can I be your huckleberry AND your porch swing angel?

Peep my insta story to order your copy of Gold Chain Cowboy on Vinyl! You can retweet this for a chance to win a free signed copy!

The spookiest thing about this spooky season is how dead I am on the inside ☠️

absolutely unhinged for bella swan at 18 to decide she wants to be with edward literally til the end of time????? I would truly rather bathe in lava than spend forever with the guy I was into when I was 18 who let her do that

Even my tired is tired

If anyone is looking for an apartment right next to the Nevada campus let me know. I’m finishing up here and looking for someone to take over! DM me if you have any questions!

Friends, I love you all. But there is one truth you’re all gonna have to realize: Christmas Vacation is far, far superior to Home Alone and I can’t fathom that some of you think otherwise.

I passed AND removed a nasogastric tube in a horse today WITHOUT giving it a bloody nose and most people don’t understand what a feat that is. That’s all.

When it rains, it straight up pours y’all

Nothing I love more than shoveling snow for an hour via my car’s headlights after a 10 hour drive 🙃😭 And I still have more to do tomorrow - I just shoveled enough to park my car and open my front door.

Thanks O! I’m choosing to ignore your old jokes 😌

I realized today my parents always told me I couldn’t touch the money in my savings account and now I don’t know when it’s appropriate to use the money in my savings account 😅

*first morning to sleep in in 10 days* Piper: “Let me sing you the song of my people at 6:30”

Today starts the last month of my life that I’ll be sitting in a classroom doing book work. What a freeing sentence. 😭

Hi, hello, just your friendly professional student who sat in her LAST MOTHAFOOKIN CLASS OF HER FORMAL EDUCATION CAREER TODAY 🎉🥳

On the assumption women get boob jobs for the male gaze of course

In case anyone was wondering, I have worked an 80 hour week and it’s not I’ve not yet🙃

she’s a 10 but she communicates her feelings by reposting tiktoks and posting on her story with specific lyrics.

I eat saucy nugs and I’m proud of it.