can i come over and leave my hair all over the place

sorry i can’t come my clothes look stupid on me

my mom is so fake we're at a family dinner sitting across from each other and i text her and she yells "what's wrong baby why you wanna leave" LMFA000000 ok lady enjoy the retirement home

They could live down the street and you’ll still never see them

every time ive ever picked up a prescription the people in front of me take 10 minutes each and i take like 1 or 2 why is that

hannah baker a weak bitch i’m on reason 575 chin still up

performative snacking what the fuck are u doing with a whole stick of cinnamon u just pissed me off

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first since you’re all so eager

i be tired all day then get to bed and be like this

My son had a birthday sleepover last night with his 13 14 year old friends. He asked me to help with some spilled soda in the basement. (In his defense, he normally would’ve cleaned it up himself, but we just updated the basement so he couldn’t find the carpet cleaning solution

Returning from a good trip and realizing it’s jus a memory now

Girlhood is quietly watching over little kids in public, just in case no one else is

When I talk about the weather it isn’t small talk. I actually care about it and I want to discuss

How lucky we are to experience boring, ordinary, uneventful days. Somewhere in the world, that kind of safety is unimaginable.

And thts love

I'm pushing on pull doors in buildings you've never heard of

Every Gatorade commercial is an athlete. I just want 1 hungover person. That’s all I ask.

did you guys just feel that? i turned my swag on

I’ve never contributed to traffic in my entire life that’s all on y’all