That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety

Medical debt doesn’t tell you if someone is financially irresponsible. It tells you they got sick. Trump’s decision to re-add it to credit reports will punish millions of Americans for having cancer, caring for a sick kid, or going to the ER.

i once worked as a live-in nanny for 3 small kids in hawaii. the parents were burnt out and didn’t really like parenting. they had 2 nannies covering 7am-8pm 7 days a week. the dad worked a few hours a day and the mom didn’t work. years later i saw the dad had started a blog

Angle Reese to her haters 🔥

had a date last night, i think it went well. woke up to a morning text from them

Jalen Carter is a massively unlikable piece of shit, so glad I don’t have to watch him play tonight

Pregame is a beautiful name

RAY He supported Jews shooting Palestinian toddlers in the head in Gaza. What goes around comes around.

Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.

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My 0-4 fantasy football team getting its first win because the other guy is going through a messy divorce and isn't checking his lineups

Ersin “Hotdog hotdog hot diggity hot dog” ass existence

Can't even wish your friends a good afternoon anymore

Me when the chipotle worker yells out to the cashier that I got double meat

President Obama appreciation tweet.

To all the athletes representing Team USA: I'm so proud of you. Your talent and perseverance have brought you to this moment, and Michelle and I will be joining Americans from across the country cheering you on.

Did I understand a single word of it? I did not. Was it a vibe? It was.

“God Bless America.” “The only thing more powerful than hate is love.” “Together, we are America.” And this was the anti-American halftime show?

Many of you may have missed this, but the little boy who Bad Bunny handed his Grammy to at the Super Bowl was Liam Ramos! Amazing!

That part 😂😂😂😂😂😂