When he says you look beautiful after a mental breakdown

Karen is the new Megan.

my father’s day present to my dad is another year of not having to pay for a wedding

The fuzzy dice of our era

Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself

i miss college, not the classes but the late night adventures, the last min plans, the food runs, the going to the libaray to study but not actually doing anything, ALL THAT 🥺

I’ve been to the year 3000 not much has changed, except everyone was wearing a mask.

WHEN DID HAND SANITIZER START SMELLING LIKE TEQUILA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I really could use a mask that covers my whole face to hide my facial expressions

I wish Heaven had FaceTime

I hate this pandemic, if I wanted to waste my 20’s I would’ve just had kids

girls don’t want boys girls want homes with hardwood floors and big windows

If you follow up Amen with Awoman you are Amoron.

I can’t imagine what Hank Aaron went through in his lifetime. He had every right to be angry or militant.....but never was! He spread his grace on everything and every one he came in contact with. Epitome of class and integrity. RIP Henry Aaron! #HammerinHank

It’s time for the south to ROCK again! See you August 13 & 14! Tag a friend for a chance to win 2 VIP tickets and meet & greet passes! The winner will be announced on Friday. See you soon! • #rockthesouth #cullman #alabama #rockthesouth2021 #pepsi #mitchsmithchevrolet