Georgia football just posted an edit with Delta Dawn in it on Instagram. I came

White boy summer is in serious jeopardy

Tending bar the other night, try to take away this dudes empty, he stops me and says, “I’m using that as a spitter.” He then holds up a tin of 6mg Smooth Zyns so I broke his nose

Widespread✅ Tetons✅ The motherfucking Melvin💯

Just read about the Chinese Cultural Revolution. Sounds like the bourgeoisie weren’t doing enough radio station giveaways

Me with the queso fresco and blue moon in my fridge after I house a pre roll from the gas station

I tried Diet Coke without caffeine and it’s pretty much exactly like driving without drinking

Which word in red pepper chili flakes am I supposed to emphasize?

This is my two party system

I vote like an 11 year old white kid picking his favorite EPL team

Granga did NOT like the geek bar

Rolling the blackout Wednesday bender over for one more day. Call it my 9th overtime

Don’t even tell me it’s from California; I just want drug dealer weed

Started reacting to the reels my buddies send me with one of the following: 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣4️⃣5️⃣6️⃣7️⃣8️⃣9️⃣🔟 Sometimes you’ve gotta be blunt; you are the arbiter of your own success!

If Georgia can’t win it all, please lord let Ashton Jeanty single-handedly carry that team on a curb stomp chip run. Amen.

Heisman voters do not watch film.

When I drink enough, nicotine starts tasting like high fructose corn syrup

DEI is a two way street. Riley Moss for DPOY‼️

My roommate and I after both going 0/12 at the bar the previous night

We could never have another civil war because a bisexual chick would tell us that caring for others is not political