PRIEST: the year is now 1337 GAMER PEASANT: ...heh...

check out me and my friends jamming! :D

*trying to order a sandwich at the bodega* yeah can I get a chopped chud-- fuck

Oh my fucking god whatever

do u think she fw glenn branca or just the box

It's ok to be 31

the worst part of growing up in a white family is being forced to eat the blue meal

Girl at the house show tonight asked if we could turn the music down so she could talk to her friends

What do you want

Do you think birds read this and get flustered en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloaca_Ma…

After I respond to a text I have to go lay down for a while

On the precipice of full psychosis. I can fix it tho

Really funny that “gooning” is just a synonym for masturbating now, especially considering what it used to mean

We managed to get this song under 3 minutes. Maybe now they'll play it on the radio!

If you're looking for a sign this is it: You died in a car accident 6 years ago.

The future was then

"if you're ever in Boston we should hang out" if I'm ever in Boston something horrible has happened

Mind you I've never met this person in my life

Indiana Jones and the Amazing Reason

i knew this country was doomed when i was 16 and my classmates started door dashing food to the high school during lunch