my beautiful great great grandma celebrating her quinceañera in mexico

People will be like “I’m not getting the vaccine, who knows what’s in it” and then eat hot dogs

my grandparents on their wedding day in the 1960s

I’ve never been able to accept the concept of free time. I can only process things in terms of time spent doing what I’m supposed to and time I’m procrastinating the things I’m supposed to be doing by doing the things I’m not “supposed” to be doing

Good news: Prancer, the 13-pound gremlin Chihuahua who hates men and children, and was described as a "vessel for a traumatized Victorian child," has been adopted by a 36-year-old single lesbian in Connecticut. trib.al/4eP0EtY

So we all really lost 600.00 dollars from (full) bright futures because of a bill introduced by Sen. Dennis Baxley …reducing higher Ed funding by 37 million dollars….why don’t we want students to succeed?

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he can’t keep getting away with this

Supporting Efren's family in his passing gofund.me/38c2c55c Please share

Growing up poor makes you cheap in the funniest ways. Anyways gotta force myself to buy an umbrella

oh no

I (single handed) am keeping bing in business

rage against the machine never specified what machine they were raging against but i bet it was a mass spectrometer

Classical music unlocks the password to my brain

Listening to lord of the rings audiobook idk what I expected but definitely not this much singing

“The Declaration of Independence”? Oh, you mean Nicole Kidman finalizing her divorce in 2001?

I always feel awful for the elves. You took the job 80 years ago to make some whimsical rocking horses, 4 parts tops. And now you're soldering an iPad motherboard with your arthritic, cinnamon-scented hands. A brutal gig.

For the surprising amount of people who don’t know: the cilantro aversion is when you pretend cilantro tastes like soap for attention

Who wants to go to Four Seasons Orlando?

i had a vision