iPhones turning on the evil red clock when you wake up for water at 3 AM:

you love beating a WHAT

and what's the charge? manipulating a man? a succulent blonde man?

This is a storyline they would’ve given to Lynette Scavo

one of the most outspoken haters of israel, on top of being bree van de kamp…she will always be famous

ALBUM OF THE YEAR DROP$ TONIGHT…

im actually kinda famous

walking and listening to slayyyter

How I feel listening to the new Slayyyter

best 40 seconds of music ever kinda

okay girl fuck YOU too

WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA was born here

The Philadelphia roads are so fucking bad because we apparently cannot afford to fix them and pay the damn Mayor her absorbent paycheck, that I have to pay over 2K to get my car fixed. FIX THE ROADS MAYOR.

Yuna in the songstress dresssphere in X-2

God bless the men running shirtless in slutty little shorts on this day

marie curie if instead of finding radium she had found cuntium

“old bear pounds dilf daddy into mattress”

Ah oh you know the DJ?? She’s knows the DJ WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA

my card just declined at 7 ELEVEN

i bet you can’t name a better pop song