i’ll never forget the day i woke up and disney channel changed from 22 to channel 63👀

when i’m officially done with hygiene school i’m excited to have time for hobbies like piano and sewing (yes i used to play piano & sew stuff😂)

“you move at such a slow pace, i swear you’ll be reincarnated as a turtle”

all these girls i went to highschool with are having kids, it’s amazing. i’m over here blow drying my hair at 2am. lulu doesn’t mind. i’ll need a babysitter one day though, they’ll be old enough by then

overheard a lady with her “rectriangular” bins from north40

only my dad walks into any whitefish bar and they serve him his bacardi coke before he sits down

next time i’m bloated swimming in the lake i must remember to inform the surrounding people of my “bloat-ation floatation”

anyone know where i can sign up for extreme couponer class?

i need a friend with a wake boat🥴

Actually kind of ready for chilly weather.. Sweatshirts, candles, blankets, casseroles, my fingers going numb scraping the ice off my car❤️

The Pfizer vaccine has a 42% efficacy after six months. Natural immunity has 80%+ efficacy after eight months. The Govt is mandating the former. It disparages or ignores the latter. This is not about public health.

drink water, eat your fruits, eat your veggies, take your vitamins, get some sun, go for a walk

the government might has well take my paycheck for four months out of the year bc that’s the same as what they take in taxes

Everything has to be political, including teen suicides. What a slap in the face to our community. Take a walk our shoes .

i have one drink and suddenly im responding “im so happy you’re enjoying your life” to instagram stories of people i haven’t spoken to in 7 years

some days i look so lean, i think it’s God telling me “you could look like this but all you do is eat potatoes and drink beer” 🥺

asked T “what’s ‘bra’ short for?” him softly respond “bralette”

and on the 7th day of July, ice spheres fell from the sky