I think Hilary Swank needs to pop in Cobra Kai to tie everything together

I don’t know who approved Fruity Lucky Charms, but they taste like toilet bowl cleaner

Who wants to star on my next show?

Content is hard

Sorry, but looking good isn’t a talent...

#TeamScooter

Absolutely amazing seeing Vincent D'Onofrio play “Thor” in Adventures In Babysitting (one of my favorite movies) and then 25 years later be part of the MCU as Kingpin. What an awesome connection! Happy Birthday man.

Just spoke to @KanyeWest about his friend A$AP Rocky’s incarceration. I will be calling the very talented Prime Minister of Sweden to see what we can do about helping A$AP Rocky. So many people would like to see this quickly resolved!

I need an Owl City and TheFatRat collab stat

So Elon Musk was dating 𝖦𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 ⏳ who is on the #Cyberpunk2077 soundtrack and the new Tesla is called #cybertruck ... Coincidence? 🤔

Imagine being more afraid of a virus than of the government’s ability to control every aspect of your life and shut it down completely on a whim 🤔

The authoritarians are out in full force tonight

Thank you Keith Urban for not playing funeral music like everyone else. Finally something upbeat! #OneWorldTogetherAtHome

Best performance so far Burna Boy

Badger, Baby

you, my friend, are a musical genius porter robinson

“Wasn’t a rapper, then I coulda got a pop deal” Nicki Minaj is the greatest rapper of all time. You can’t change my mind.

I saw a mom and dad with their young son at Walgreens last night. Pharmacist comes out and says she heard “it’s a special day for you” to the boy. “It’s my birthday, I’m 5!” he says as she and his mother drag him to the injection booth for his Co*vax People are absolute psychos

Consistently genius Nicki Minaj

“It also forced all people…to receive a mark on their right hands or on their foreheads, so that they could not buy or sell unless they had the mark” Revelation 13:16-17