Good morning to everyone except you people that don’t know how to merge

If you do anything RIGHT NOW. Stop and say a prayer for Bills’ Demar Hamlin. They are giving him CPR on the field. This is absolutely horrific🙏🙏🙏🙏

I’m the rhombus that everyone thinks is a square

I’m so thankful to be able to make my own schedule while pregnant. Between getting sick (what feels like) all the time and the doctors appointments? Yeesh.

New: South Carolina Republicans have introduced a bill that would allow women to be executed if they have an abortion. The bill is also vague enough to potentially include miscarriages. wpde.com/news/local/abo…

Jon Stewart: “What’s the leading cause of death among children in this country? And I’m gonna give you a hint: it’s not drag show readings”

This literally gave me a heart murmur reading his Starbucks order. Only thing that would make this stronger is by asking for all blonde shots of espresso 🤣💀 buzzfeed.com/mjs538/pedro-p…

Anddddd ‘nesting’ has kicked in 🤷🏼‍♀️

It blows my mind that men can’t comprehend a woman wanting to work until the baby is due. Sir. Have you carried a baby before? No? Oh. WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU KNOW? I’ll leave on my terms. Get over it.

Netflix charging Netflix running extra for services one live event #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindLIVE

My new line for when people ask how the baby is doing: “We will probably keep her.” The standard, “She’s fine.” Seems to bring on too many questions. Don’t people know babies hate bragging?

It’s so annoying seeing ads for things I already bought. I don’t need an entire room of gliders. One is enough!

Long Island is the worst.

I’m confused. #TwitterOrX

Zbars slap compared to the OG Clif bars

Carmela slept for 8.5 hours straight. Yesterday we introduced bananas for the 1st time. In conclusion, she will be eating bananas for the rest of her life.

Matching lounge sets make me feel like I’m in an asylum. #nosharpeobjects

Zach Wilson when he was called into the game 5 minutes in: #Jets

Girl math is when your husband pays it’s free #GirlMath

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