Me attempting to watch #BachelorInParadise after not watching the show since Michelle’s season

I need the energy of the mess this season to match this energy #BachelorInParadise #bip

Why does Jared look so sad 😭 #BachelorInParadise

RODNEY!!!! If they don’t give my boy screen time I’m fighting ABC #BachelorInParadise

“Finally she gets a good man” 💀💀💀💀 roasted #BachelorInParadise

Poor sweet baby Andrew #BachelorInParadise

If Andrew and Justin leave… I think I’m leaving too LMFAO #BachelorInParadise

Jill, my sweet summer girl, the comforting queen #BachelorInParadise

Me watching Andrew cry after Teddy left #BachelorInParadise

“Do you guys know where Teddy’s at?” #BachelorInParadise

Aaron over Justin? BFFR #bachelorette

Wait a damn minute am I bugging or were these accounts not unfollowed back in the day #BachelorInParadise

I’m intrigued that they’re giving Michael A a low key villain edit #BachelorInParadise

They kept Rick off of paradise bc that’s my husband 🥰

Which is worse? Celebrity make up lines or celebrity skincare lines?

“You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where you raised me” but it’s living through the stagecoach drama circa 2018

It actually makes me so angry that if you want to watch any reality tv interview you have to stomach watching Nick Viall on your screen

Kizzie has no girl code and Joe is a pig. V deserves better #belowdeckmed

This message is for the below deck producers: STOP TRYING TO MAKE THIS LOVE ISLAND! Below deck is never going to be love island. Make it about working on yachts again please! #belowdeckmed

On my Vanderpump Villa grind and actually INSANE that Siadi had a British accent when LVP interviewed him 😭