you’re not supposed to do it for the benefits

WOKE UP TO THE NEWS THAT MY “FAKEST COUPLE” ARE THE ONLY FINALISTS STILL TOGETHER

i hope this email blows your head smoove off

Fat

😭😭😭😭😭😭 #loveislandreunion

deeply parasocial of me but i feel like my own sister got engaged rn

Leaving me alone.

I’ve watched love island for almost a decade and I ain’t never seen no shit like this like the whole cast aside from Nic and Olandria are not normal.

when i'm broke: when i get paid again ima start saving shit fr this time no unnecessary shit me when i get paid: google, show me your most frivolous and worldly things

Don't nobody be on Twitter more than an employed person on the clock.

how it feels to be too sleepy for new music friday

Another day

trump being sick at the same time as me

I just know I’m going to find out though the xxxtentacion meme

it’s defrosting

it is funny that we’re basing this off of him having no plans for the weekend. like okay me too

in the club waiting for yall to tell me trump is dead so i can break my 7 years of sobriety

JUJUTSU KAISEN SEASON-3 TRAILER!!!