Good news, contrary to what's trending on Twitter... THE VEINS REMAIN!

This kinda Sunday

Everyone has that one friend who trips and falls during the slow motion walking scene

She’s a 10 but she’s in the louvre (in the back)

When I text you “☎️” it means I’m dialed in.

One day I will see you again. Until then, cheers to the memories we have. Not a day has gone by this past year where I don’t cherish those moments with you ❤️

If the people want some more Ben DiNucci I can give ‘em some more Ben DiNucci.

Your time is not up. Your time is now.

Give a man a juke, he jives for a day. Teach a man to juke he can jive for a lifetime

First they opened a Chick-fil-A in town, then I became a fire rewards member on the Taco Bell app, then they open a chipotle next to my house with a chipotLANE, and now the shamrock shake comes back in a week. It is NOT my fault I am overweight

here we go.

Ohhh what a burger

JACK SMITH SCORES AND WE'RE UP IN THE FIRST! 1-0 UMD | #UMDvsUMN | #BulldogCountry

Prepare for liftoff as the Minnesota Vikings take on the Denver Broncos this Sunday at Empower Field 🚀

Vikings fans this week ordering on the McDonald’s app

If Brock Purdy wins the Super Bowl and Brock Faber wins the Calder I will talk to a girl

Ben Hogan said it best. #NationalGolfDay