Connor Bedard

Whoever redesigned the NHL app needs to be found

Going to bdubs and using the inside of my pockets as wet wipes

Patrick Kane is a Detroit Red Wing

mom isn’t home, you know what that means…dog on da counter 😎

I’m too lazy to have not been in a river recently

Call me Wocka, Mr. Flocka was my father

me but with Temperature by Sean Paul

what if he was named Ball Atreides and instead of waging a holy war across the universe he was really good at basketball?

BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH

Hate to seem like a pearl-clutcher, but this is despicable from Bryson, using the sign-switching trick you see on cartoons to try to get his opponents to go the wrong way

Don’t laugh at him he’s doing his best

4-0 ✅

Me subtly trying to meet the bartender’s eye so they see I’m waiting politely and patiently and should let me order next

get me to gods country

i used to think these would play a much bigger role in my life than they actually do