Do you remember in The Lion King when scar told the hyenas if they helped him become king he will make their lives better and then their lives didn’t get better and he blamed them for it. And upon realizing this, the hyenas ate him. Do with that story what you will.

Great, now I can't attack for 3 turns this is bullshit wtf

if you went to the Jackson Wang concert fuck you, it should’ve been ME

PSA: if you’re staying at a hotel during mania, the shower is completely free to use and even comes with free shampoo and body wash. You don’t have to pay to use it, it comes with your room. You should use it actually

Dave Chappell not understanding how his jokes against trans people contributed to our current political hellscape illustrates how so many of y’all are dumber than you think.

Punishing homeless children to show the world he is a better Christian than the Pope

I would literally never livestream again oh my godddddd

He’s so real he could sense the Karen from miles away

ZOHRAN: “TBH, I don’t think too much about how Republicans portray me. The power of an ideology is judged in the worth of its delivery— to be told a city-run grocery store is implausible but $500 MILLION/day to kill ppl in Iran & Lebanon is necessary speaks to a broken politics.”

"Damn, he slapped that guy's phone out of his hand for filming his wife and friend after they asked to be left alone. He's so mean." I'm in the boat more people need to get socked in the mouth for not respecting boundaries with the amount of entitlement I've seen this weekend.

I’ve been looking to get into ethical scams, is this a good starter scam?

ra’s al ghul

Your own husband posted this btw

Sometimes male anger at ‘women getting special treatment’ reminds me of a gorilla experiment. One gorilla gets a banana every hour. The females next to him get one every four hours. Then someone decides to be fairer and gives the females a banana every two hours instead. The

But dating 11 men in 10 years has yall dry heaving on here. Please

Posting myself bombing at stand-up to own the libs 😎😎

No I think the people who have gained billions of dollars by exploiting others are greedier

hyperboles and satire be whooping their ass

Not an exaggeration to say the literal future of our planet depends on the total defeat of US imperialism

sometimes I just wanna escape the world *logs onto club penguin*