and tHere's the lightning strikE across the pitch-bLack night and i wanna hoLd you clOse, but i can't

Congratulations Commissioner Parker BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE! You are now in #PARTYTIME!

when will the prodigal commissioner realize I'm not a threat and return to the fold. i can never stop playing/partying how am i gonna usurp him

monitor @BlaseballJay I’m a Canadian

It’s no MIST-ery, we have the superior (and only) Commissioner

wait WHAT. THIS is my namesake

i promise i won't stan ariana grande. god stream the garages

oh i broke 300. any questions

a relic from the pre-checkmark days

this looks fucking amazing but also BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE

the seattle garages Moist Talkers/Garages forever.

hey just your regular old strawberry vape cloud guy checking in, what's up what's happening, Moist Talkers' tendency to any% party time keeps me a out of the loop a little bit

what was .... ANY of that

The Commissioner flickers! BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE and CLASEBALL BOMMISSIONER switched roles in the feedback!

whoops, looks like he dropped some lore deep in the replies

#splatoon