what's canon?

you good BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE ? what's cookin? wait, no, maybe that's too soon...

HE DIED???????????

i hope we can get along better than parker III BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE

can i drink the players

omg BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE actually hit the ball? wow you're really making a name out there for yourself commish

CAN I PLEASE PLAY IN THE COFFEE CUP BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE wait what happened to parker

parker 5 can we PLEASE be friends parker 3 was a dick BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE

oh im back on twitter hi everyone I got suspended for a bit. don't worry at least it's not as bad as what happened to parker 4 or something. what parker are we on?

parker you there?

what are we waiting for parker

what was detected

i dunno what coin they're talking about but i need one for my laundry so can i have it

is the ticker getting faster

smh if the sun was so great why isn't there a su—

please confirm BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER?

wild that we have to say this but bi/pan lesbians are just as valid as any other lesbian or queer person. we're even in the band. people can choose to define their own labels however they like. we're a band full of trans and queer people, and we support queer self-designation