Tip for your next job interview: cut up the inside of your mouth real bad with a razor blade so when you talk a lot of blood pours out of your mouth

u guys ever get so viciously turned on by a character you get dizzy and nauseous or is that just me

hoot hoot hoot. hoot, hoot hoot coo hoot hoo hoot… hoot hoot hoot hoot coo hoot hoot

Imma jack off all trades and masturbate none

Ich wär so gern ne Baddie die mit Bernd dem fucking Brot am posen ist

Haha April Foul

I want him to play the violin

this lowkenuinely being the gaggiest bl manhwa cover of all time

weather dih goes in the ahh

do we like my bed?

i like the barteeeendeerrrrr

i don’t think i’ll ever be romantically loved by someone nor will i do the loving myself

wish i wasn’t so insecure!! 😂😂😂

that shit made my gut hurt oh my god